marched home from work today
determined to rid my kitchen of fat-filled
unhealthy foods
banish those things that tempt me
out came the remaining bag of Tostitos
a fourth-filled
the hunk of leftover Velveeta
the third carton of frozen vanilla
rid the kitchen of the nasty LDL-producers
for the sake of my health
I had to
finally
gone
ate all of it
won’t ever hurt me again
what, you think I’m going to throw away good food?!?
- OB's not that drastic
7 comments:
Ahhh yes.
The binge extermination plan.
One of my personal favorites.
"If you buy it you will eat it." I buy it anyway and since I've already established as fact that if bought it will be eaten, well, who's to stand in the way of undeniable truth? :-)
Junk food binge! Mmmmmm....
budda, pete -- I just did what hadda be done.
Trée -- I like it! We can't be running from the truth...it always finds us.
You had me worried there! Throwing away Tostitos, well, that has the same emotional sting as watching someone set a 20-dollar bill aflame.
I guess that means you won't be any donuts in the near future..........
Jill -- amen!
George -- never say never.
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