Note to Self

next spring
move the old cycling shorts out
you know the ones
with the holes and bare spots
the ones you wear in the winter on the trainer
in the basement
where no one ever sees you
because if they did they'd see too much of you
those ones
move them out of the dresser
once the temps get out of the fifties
just to be sure you don't ever grab the wrong pair
and ride 65 miles
in the midst of forty people
on the first nice day
next spring

- ob @#$%!!