Monday, August 01, 2011

big man

sure pedal strokes
determination in your position
definition in your legs
your voice resonates confidence
passing on your left
you've become a cyclist
if we’re going to continue meeting like this
we’ll need to talk
because these days
I’m seeing just a bit too much of you

-tob seein' his entire backside through the shorts...but we've all been there


WheelDancer said...

So the old thin ones gotta go huh?

Snakebite said...

Is he Jewish?

Groover said...


How are you going to approach the topic? Hey, you! I've seen enough of your ass!

Once Known as The Badger said...

See through shorts are definitely against the rules! Now I've seen way too much of him, too!

Joboo said...

I'm glad I'm viewing this on my phone and not the computer!! Whew..........
Does this person follow your blog, and is this your round about way of saying get a new pair of riding shorts?? ;))


rlove2bike said...

Like WD said, maybe some new shorts?

The Old Bag said...

@WD--I'll let you know which ones need to go!

@Snakebite--sorry, didn't see the front side, praise Jaheesus

@Groover--HA! I didn't look THAT closely.

@Badger--I know that shorts-wear/thinning sneaks up on a person, but this has been sneaking for a loooong time.

@Joboo--good question...not sure!


C. P. said...

Always the last to know.

Once Known as The Badger said...

One more reason to never, ever, let yourself get passed on a Cat. 6 slapdown!

Leslie Morgan said...

Girl could park a Mack truck in the shadow of that ass. Ugh.

bikingbrady said...

Kids, stay in school and say no to crack.

Dee said...

oh dear, we all know one. I am at peace with the intimacy of 'sports relationships'. Cyclists are not like normal people anyway.

SD_pedalpower said...

Some of my favorite shorts are C thru. I NOW put a pair of baggy shorts over them.