Smellin' Like Flowers

I quit washing my ski shirts
because
I started wearing wool
and
it's non-itchy, silky-soft, merino wool
and
it doesn't hold onto odors
so
if it doesn't smell
it
doesn't need a washing machine
and
I smell like flowers anyway
because
I'm not wearing crude oil anymore

Polyesters are generally manufactured from petroleum
from which the constituent acids and alcohols are derived.

well
I quit wearing some crude oil
because
I'm not sure what Windstopper is made of
but
it keeps me warm on really cold days
so
I'll make an exception for Windstopper
but
what of all my cycling clothes
that
are totally made of plastic
and
other assorted man-made gunk
that
clings skin-tight to my outers

...spandex fibers are produced in four different ways including melt extrusion,
reaction spinning, solution dry spinning, and solution wet spinning.
All of these methods include the initial step of reacting monomers
to produce a prepolymer.

what
of
it
?

- TOB a bit creeped-out