just gotta remember to wash your hands after chopping a jalapeno because if you forget and afterward set yerself to scooping chocolate almond ice cream you know you'll want to lick your fingers
I was once chopping really hot green chiles after a day outside in the high desert of New Mexico. I stupidly reached up and tried to rub a piece of dust out of my eye.
Oh mama! It felt like someone had shoved a blowtorch in there! I wore contacts in those days, so I grabbed a bottle of saline and desperately tried to flush my eye (which I couldn't have opened with a crowbar). I had saline pouring down my face and all over my shirt.
By the time the pain subsided 20 minutes later, I was soaking wet, disheveled and panting. I looked like ... well, like a moron who had rubbed hot peppers in his eye.
That was also when my wife's sympathy faded and her laughter began.
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lol. or u might have to rub your eye. and that hurt jalopeno style
I was once chopping really hot green chiles after a day outside in the high desert of New Mexico. I stupidly reached up and tried to rub a piece of dust out of my eye.
Oh mama! It felt like someone had shoved a blowtorch in there! I wore contacts in those days, so I grabbed a bottle of saline and desperately tried to flush my eye (which I couldn't have opened with a crowbar). I had saline pouring down my face and all over my shirt.
By the time the pain subsided 20 minutes later, I was soaking wet, disheveled and panting. I looked like ... well, like a moron who had rubbed hot peppers in his eye.
That was also when my wife's sympathy faded and her laughter began.
Too funny -- sorry for the misfortune. Did the contact survive?
The contact survived, but I rinsed the ever-lovin' crap outta that sucker before I put it back in my eye the next day.
yes
licking your fingers is nothing like rubbing your eye
I know
I do it everytime
now I want a fajita!
Don't even think about picking your nose.
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