Showing posts with label pockets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pockets. Show all posts

Friday, June 26, 2009

Rant to Castelli

...because I'm sure they read my blog...

THREE

FULL-SIZED

JERSEY

POCKETS

!!!


three of 'em!


- The CRANKY Old Bag what do they expect me to carry in mini pockets? or two pockets? or ONE pocket? We're cyclists, here, not lipstick-carrying credit card girls!

!@#%$!!

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Complaint to Pearl Izumi

It was me.

Finally I was able to bend an actual rep's ear last night at Freewheel. Damn, I forgot to ask his name, but he said he'd send the message along.

So that guy. Freewheel in Minneapolis. April 28th. I was the one. He heard me out.

I buy your bicycle clothing. It's quality stuff -- my fleece-lined bibs still look as good as they did when I bought them last fall. By comparison, the fleece-lined tights I got from ABC Cycling Mfg. started pilling within a couple of weeks. Your shorts keep my backside irritation-free.

Your women's jerseys...

they

suck.

Pockets. I look for and will buy classy an entirely separate Pearl issue, fun, sleek women's jerseys with three pockets. Three full-sized pockets. I will buy more expensive jerseys because of pockets.

Someone, somewhere, somehow associated with Pearl Izumi, has gotten the idea that women don't need to carry stuff. Pearl Izumi offers one-pocket models. Pearl offers two pocket models. Pearl offers what is called three pockets, however the two on either side of center are about 2" wide with a slanted top opening slanted top opening that effectively removes about half of the carrying capacity.

What useful cycling item would you carry in your 2" x 2" jersey pocket?

Show me any men's jersey with those same pockets.

If'n ya can't, then don't be offering them to women.

I'm not looking to carry my lipstick and a credit card, here. I don't parade. I ride a bicycle. And I don't ride a rig with a trunk on a rack not that there's anything wrong with that. I haul a cell phone. Snacks. Sunscreen. Money. Arm and leg warmers.

I use three full pockets.

- this stuff so irritates The OB

And what's with the Dale Evans getup?

hrrrrrumph